One, Two, Three

Today my cat had kittens.
I wasn’t as excited as my wife was.
She had decided to let the mother cat lie on my best sweater. It was ”comforting” (apparently)
Anyway, thinking I’d have time to get my ”best sweater” before the birth, I let it be.
Well when I woke up this morning and saw afterbirth and mucus and christ knows what else I felt angry…but then I saw them.. not one, not two, but three beautiful kittens, my angry somewhat turned to complete overwhelming joy.
Even if the mother was a dirty stop out, look at her babies, they were gorgeous.
Christ, I’m getting old.

Diarrhea

I remember my grandfather used to say..

How do you spell Diarrhea?
A Fart, A Splash and a whole lots of flushes..

I never got it until many years later.

How disgustingly funny.

Oh Bree!

Hot for an older MILF

Rain

You gotta love waking up and smelling that fresh smell of raindrops……

The Place I Call Home..

It isn’t so far from here, it isn’t so close either, but… when I close my eyes, I’m there. Won’t be long until I get there.

Daamn this was my first serious post.

Welcome to the other half of me

Got me sum Bling!

I got meself some ”Bling” today. Nice big chain.. I look totally ‘dawg’ like now.
Do I have to starting talking like this? ‘Alrite Dawg, sup dawg? Yo my homie?

Maybe I just need to get myself some ‘bling cleaners’

British Airways…the place to meet birds

Birds don’t cling to me that much..

My Fat Step-Mother

u think I’m joking…

How to…

I’m sick of reading ‘How to’…

‘How to fix your internet’
‘How to re-paint your enamel bathtub’
‘How to sort out your hoover’

How about …… turn on the hoover, stand in a bath full of water, tip the hoover into the bath and drop the internet cable in beside you.

I mean if you have to look up the internet for such ridiculous things, really, my suggestion is your best bet.

Hope you all had a nice day

More than 10

My friend asked me last night.. give me 10 reasons to marry her.

I said, ‘my friend.. if you have to ask .. don’t’.

Got me thinking though. Why did I marry my wife?

I couldn’t think of anything.

JOKE